- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

I think about how beautiful the world and the universe and everything it is sometimes and then I go on tumblr and
I will wear what I want.
I will get tattoos if I want.
I will wear makeup if I want.
I will dye my hair if I want.
I will pierce whatever I want.
I will shave what I want.
I will lose weight if I want.
I will gain weight if I want.
I will have sex if I want.

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper



